[ Joy's recently discovered that she can message literally ANYONE in this world, and she's beyond delighted by the discovery. She wants to talk to everyone! She wants to make them happy! This can only go well.
She picks Neuvillette's name at random, as she's walking past a sign advertising some kind of sale. Oh! Interesting! A human custom! She peppers the store owner with a bunch of weird questions about how selling things works before messaging poor Neuvillette. ]
Hello customer person or human! I would very much like to offer you the deal purchase of a lifetime!!! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊!!!!!
I have the ability to show you anything you want with the power of water and illusions! It will bring you so much happiness, guaranteed!! 🏊♀️🌊💧💧💦🫧
For the low, low cost of 3 good acorns, this world's best fish food, or the answers to three questions this very good, very fun experience could be yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The sales person said to make the pitch fun, exciting, enthusiastic, and to use art or imagery to make people want what she's selling. Joy thinks she nailed it.]
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Date: 2024-05-24 11:33 pm (UTC)She picks Neuvillette's name at random, as she's walking past a sign advertising some kind of sale. Oh! Interesting! A human custom! She peppers the store owner with a bunch of weird questions about how selling things works before messaging poor Neuvillette. ]
Hello customer person or human! I would very much like to offer you the deal purchase of a lifetime!!! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊!!!!!
I have the ability to show you anything you want with the power of water and illusions! It will bring you so much happiness, guaranteed!! 🏊♀️🌊💧💧💦🫧
For the low, low cost of 3 good acorns, this world's best fish food, or the answers to three questions this very good, very fun experience could be yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The sales person said to make the pitch fun, exciting, enthusiastic, and to use art or imagery to make people want what she's selling. Joy thinks she nailed it.]